Make the minimum wage $15! We need the spending money!
If there’s one movie to watch in 2021, it’s going to be Joe vs The Volcano II. Hey! It's gonna be sensational! And Joe is in his 80s, and has already coming out flying like Superman. He’s firing edicts like they were going out of fashion, aiming to save humankind from everything that’s gone before it in the last four years Man, he's Delware's Caped Crusader. He wants more money into the little people’s pockets to help with the disaster of COVID-19, he wants to save the environment from the evil oil drillers who continue to turn our beautiful Mother Earth into a lady who’s just had a battle with a drunk plastic surgeon’s knife, and he wants to renunite the families. And he’s already told his office that if they bitch at each other, they going to the pound pretty quickly. Hell, he’s Superman without the great chest and cape. We're so excited. And despite his wish to have everything super and tremendous and united, he knows that The Volcano – full of Q and T – won’t let...